i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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