People with herpes should wear stickers.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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