So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
