he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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