i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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