Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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