READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
