I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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