am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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