If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
