Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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