I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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