Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm just crazy horny about you
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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