Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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