how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She even gives head with a lisp.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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