just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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