theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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