My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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