Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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