Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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