But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Hippo gnu deer
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Randomize
