Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I believe in your delicious
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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