she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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