if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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