I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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