No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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