have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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