Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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