Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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