That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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