All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm like, not good at living.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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