you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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