I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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