she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
ok first of all what the fuck
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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