What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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