No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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