i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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