I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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