That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
