he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It's blow job season.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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