i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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