wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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