WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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