Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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