i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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