Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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