is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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