Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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