People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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