I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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