Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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