The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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