8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
her vagine was all disorganized.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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