mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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